Chuck Norris’ Insane, R-rated 80s Action Flick Is Exploitative, Violent, and Awesome
Written by Robert Scucci | Published
In 1985 The invasion of the USA Holy crap, what a movie. Chuck Norris doesn’t kill terrorists. The terrorists kill themselves when they hear that Chuck Norris is going to catch them. The film was produced by Cannon Films, a studio that brought us back to 1987 Masters of the Universe and 1989 The Cyborg. The last one was famously written in one weekend by Albert Pyun in hindsight Masters of the Universe as it malfunctioned, its succession plans collapsed, and Cannon needed to recycle expensive sets and equipment in a last-ditch effort to recoup its losses.
In case you are wondering what caliber film The invasion of the USA that is, the paragraph above is all the explanation you need. It was written by Chuck Norris and James Bruner, and directed by Joseph Zito, best known for classic Punishers like 1979’s. Bloodshedin 1984 Friday the 13th: The Final Chapterand in 1984 Not in Actionanother powerful Chuck Norris vehicle that sits at 19 percent on Rotten Tomatoes but is revered as a cult classic.
One Badass Against Every Single Terrorist
Chuck Norris is retired CIA Agent Matt Hunter The invasion of the USAand before things get really heated, he is perfectly fine with his peaceful life. He rides his airboat with his best friend John Eagle (Dehl Berti), fights alligators, and rocks a full Canadian tuxedo like it’s a normal problem. What Matt Hunter knows now is that he is about to be forced into retirement when he learns that his old rival Mikhail Rostov (Richard Lynch) is back to his old tricks.
And what are the old tricks of Mikhail Rostov, you ask? It’s a bit confusing, but here’s what I picked up after watching it The invasion of the USAI don’t know what I’m getting into. Rostov, a Soviet terrorist, wants to create civil unrest in the United States. He begins by leaving his mark by impersonating the Coast Guard and killing a group of Cuban refugees. He then walks into a flophouse, shoots a random dude in the dick, and throws a cocaine-addicted woman out the window.
On their own, these methods are unintentionally funny, but they also confirm what kind of danger Rostov is. These incidents are just a few, because what he plans next is complete chaos. Rostov, haunted by nightmares of Matt Hunter finally delivering brutal justice, decides to kill him so he can finally stop looking over his shoulder. He crushes it, misses his target, and blows up Hunter’s swamp house, killing John Eagle in the process. That was enough to bring Hunter out of retirement to make Rostov’s nightmare come true after all.
Rostov and his goons, thinking they’ve finished off Matt Hunter, show up in the suburbs with bazookas and start blowing up random houses. They arrive at a mall with enough fireworks to blow the Santa display into the stratosphere. They appear in public places and wash people leaving the church. All of these acts of terrorism build up to ethnic wars and the complete breakdown of society. Chuck Norris drives his truck wearing driving gloves, because he needs to keep his hands fresh to fight.
More Securities Damage Than You Can Reasonably Calculate
Everything explodes in the middle The invasion of the USA There’s a clear villain and a good one here, and Rostov has a clear, insane calling card. He shoots a lot of people in the crotch like it’s his signature move. He actually pulled the belt, put on the muzzle, and started to explode. Right there are family treasures. He did this a lot. It’s a great action movie if these are the types of thrills you’re looking for. As Matt Hunter moves forward in his judicial career, he remains strong, confident, and ready to tell those at the top what they need to do to make sure America rebuilds and remains a sovereign nation.
It’s all silly, but it’s a great game to play with friends. The kick-back-and-laugh-your-ass amount in this one is off the charts, making it perfect for a group setting. If you want to celebrate one of Cannon’s craziest songs from the 80s, you can stream The invasion of the USA free on Tubi as of this writing.
