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Battlestar Galactica Episode Secretly, A Sexy Musical Parody

By Chris Snellgrove | Published

Strange New Worlds was the most popular Star Trek show, proudly carrying the banner of The Original Series. However, the show took a few big, creative changes that rubbed fans the wrong way. This included the musical piece, “Subspace Rhapsody,” which was pretty bad. A lot of music fans like me didn’t like it because the songs weren’t there probably as good as Buffy the Vampire Slayer‘s “Once Again, With Feeling.” Others didn’t like the premise itself, believing that the funky soundtrack didn’t work for the franchise in general (minus the occasional episodes featuring Q, holodecks, Ferengi, etc.) that took it too seriously.

A soundtrack is the last thing you’ll get from Ronald D. Moore Battlestar Galactica. Former Star Trek writer Moore designed his series to be very different from Trek in almost every way, realistically portraying humanity on the brink of extinction after a genocidal attack by a horde of killer robots. Accordingly, the majority Galactica The episodes are bad and bad, but there is one exception: “Strengthen Me, Strengthen Me,” a Season 1 episode that features a surplus of humor and funny situations. It also includes a Strange New Worlds-esque musical parody: an opera song whose Italian lyrics are about how cool Tricia Helfer’s Cylon is!

Secret, Sexy Lyrics

“Tight Me Up, Tie Me Down” is the closest thing Battlestar Galactica came to make a comedy episode. It still focuses on more serious matters, including the return of Ellen Tigh who worsens her husband’s alcoholism and the continuing work of Dr. Cylon detector Baltar. But it’s also the episode where Ellen Tigh rubs her foot on Apollo’s crotch and makes the whole social scene she’s in. jokingly inappropriate. One thing that isn’t extremely funny is that Baltar is listening to opera while working in his lab. It’s easy to ignore because it’s such a trope. A hot British guy in space opening an opera? Patrick Stewart did it first, mate!

However, Baltar was not listening to any well-known opera that anyone watching would be familiar with. This is actually an original song from Battlestar Galactica composer Bear McCreary. When the Season 1 soundtrack came out, the liner notes included the Italian translation of the lyrics. As it turns out, the song is very meta: it plays while Baltar is in his lab, talking and flirting with the Six Cylons that inhabit his mind. So, the lyrics are about him and the strange situation Baltar finds himself in.

The words of this practice Battlestar Galactica The opera goes like this: “Woe to your Cylon heart / There’s a toaster on your head/ And it’s wearing high heels / Number Six is ​​calling you / The Cylon detector is ringing / Your girlfriend is a toaster / Woe to your Cylon heart / Woe, shame! order.”

Alphabet defined? By Your Command

Most words have a specific meaning. Six is ​​one of the Cylons, which the Battlestar Galactica team named “toasters.” The song focuses on how she is Baltar’s “girlfriend” and how she “wears high heels” and “a beautiful dress,” a reference to Six’s outfit. When it talks about red, the song is about the red, glowing spines that the Cylons display when they have sex. twofer: refers to how Six commands Baltar and refers to a line often spoken by the Cylons in the beginning Battlestar Galactica series.

The song is solid, especially if you’re an opera fan. The lyrics are a little silly, but that’s okay: again, “Tighten Me Up and Tie Me Down” is a silly piece by Ronald D. Moore. Battlestar Galactica. When he created the show, Moore decided to lean in and create a fantasy show that was very different from Star Trek. But with incredible irony (or perhaps, as Six says, with the will of one, a true god), Moore ended up creating a sci-fi musical comedy. decades before Strange New Worlds you did it!


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