Hilary Duff gets into sweaty yoga pants MAHA moms, Bill Clinton looks happy and Kay Adams hungry

Our first Hump day at the new site? Good! At least we have ideas now. I can’t wait to see how that goes. Heads will be SPINNING in no time. Watch out.

Well, it’s been a week … but I think we’re getting there, right? Kind of? The type? At least we still have Instagram embeds and Instagram models, am I right? When all else fails in life, we still have that.

And, of course, 38-year-old Hilary Duff. Let’s roll.

Welcome to Hump Day Nightcaps — the one where Hilary passes for a workout that leaves city moms across the US sweaty. This is how you live, folks. Take notes.

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What else? I have a request for NFL insiders before tomorrow night’s draft, Kay Adams is ready to rock, and Bill Clinton seems as happy as ever. And by that, I mean he’s completely gone. I just left.

OK, grab yourself a Girl Scout cookie National Girl Scout Leadership Dayand stable (slightly rearranged) Hump Day ‘Cap!

Hilary Duff stays in shape at the age of 38

Obviously, we love Girl Scout cookies around here. Yes, they are immeasurably bad for you. RFK Jr. you’re probably trying to make little scouts locked up for LIFE after reading the ingredient label on the back.

But, that doesn’t mean they aren’t fun, because they are. We’re not libs, you know. We may be MAHAs, but we’re still patriots at heart, and there’s nothing more American than a Girl Scout cookie.

Thin Mints are the undisputed champions of the GSC game, for those wondering. They’ve stood the test of time, and no amount of obnoxious preservative is going to change that. Tagalongs are at the top, along with Trefoils and Adventurefuls. Yes, I had to look up the names of all those. I didn’t know.

Also, Samoas must be good because I love coconuts, but they are rubbish. Sad but true.

Anyway, let’s go ahead and start the class. We’re going to change things up quickly and put the title on top from here on out, because it seems like something the math department would like.

So, here’s 38-year-old Hilary Duff whipping up a few boxes of girl scout cookies and sending MAHA moms into a tailspin:

Bill Clinton looks great

Yes! Welcome back to class, Hilary. It’s been a while. Well, Hilary’s sister, Haylie, and her fiancee, recently shared a surprise announcement about their engagement…

It’s off. That’s right. CLOSED. Done. Kaput. It’s finished. Hit the road, jack!

But that’s not the wild part…

Twelve years!!! 12. How does a 12 year engagement actually work? What does that look like? Are you just planning a wedding for 12 years? Just bring it up all the time? Do you see where it all stands? Wild.

I was engaged to my now wife six months before we tied the knot. Twelve years seems … excessive. You’d think in Year 3 you’d probably just realize it’s not happening and move on, wouldn’t you?

Oh well. True love bites the dust again. It’s sad.

Anyway, we’re talking about things that were popular back in the 1990s and are now back almost…

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Amazing. I don’t even know where to start. Amazing things all around. If you thought Joe Biden was lost, Bill Clinton can’t be far behind. Always smiling is impressive. Can you imagine holding a smile that long? Where do we think Bill really is during that 90 second Jerry speech?

Speaking of Jerry … what on earth is he talking about? Can someone translate for us?

“This guy was just named the second-lowest American.”

Huh? What does that mean?! Amazing stuff from Jerry, from start to finish. It contrasts with his scene in “Landman” from last year.

Dallas Cowboys owner, president and general manager Jerry Jones and linebacker Micah Parsons watch the second quarter of Super Bowl LVIII between the San Francisco 49ers and Kansas City Chiefs at Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas, Nev., on Feb. 11, 2024. (Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

Anyway, I didn’t realize that Bill and Jerry were such good friends. I’m not sure Bill has done it. Still, it’s a good thing to see a few hours before the NFL draft.

Speaking of … let’s quickly turn this Hump day into a big Hump night! First? Here’s your annual “Draft Day” PSA among the greatest sports movies ever made:

What a movie. There are no notes. 10/10. Perfection. Kevin Costner traded billions of picks for a top pick, got cold feet because no one went to the No. 1 player’s birthday party, and somehow got all of his draft picks in the end with incredible maneuvering and war room work.

Really! Diddy (!!!) and Terry Crews both starred, Sam Elliott was the Wisconsin football coach, and Jennifer Garner took a short break from selling us Capital One cards to play the role of the front office chick that Costner fell for.

Again, no notes. Perfection.

The next one? Back to reality, and back to the real NFL Draft. Here’s a quick note from Peter Schrager before tomorrow night:

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“There is no heroism in ruining an NFL draft pick.”

Amen, Peter. Preach, brother! There’s no dumber culture that comes with this unbearable social media era than wasting draft picks. It’s a stupid thing we do every year.

Now, one could argue that it’s our fault for flipping X during the draft, and that’s fine. Either you watch it or you don’t. Put the phone down, and enjoy something for once.

But, as Peter says, there are millions of “insiders” all fed the same information three minutes before the voter who feels the need to tweet everything. Why? Clicking, of course!

Don’t give them. Enjoy the Frame. Good night. Be in the moment. My biggest memory of draft night is from 2020 when the Dolphins took Tua. I thought we really hit it off. I lost my mind.

Looking back, I wish I was on my phone and missed that one. Yes.

OK, that’s it for today. Happy Draft Day to all who celebrate. Take us home, Kay!

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OutKick Nightcaps is a daily column scheduled to run Monday through Friday at 4 p.m. (well, we’re not robots).

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